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May 17, 2008

Her-schel Wal-ker

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It all comes down to football among Southern men.  At least since Grant humiliated Lee at Appomattox.  Football is war by other means, and the blood ties and brown liquor that flow on Friday, Saturdays and Sundays in the Fall of the year throughout the Old Confederacy can make for lifelong relationships and a social lubricant with a new stranger.  "Thomasville?  You from Thomasville?  William Andrews sure whipped our white suburban asses when we went down from Lakeside to play you in '75."  And so from there backs are slapped and commiseration made.  The deal gets done, the traffic citation becomes a warning, a social order remains intact.  Don't call this a racial trope, black and white find common ground together on this subject.  This is mostly the realm of our Scotch-Irish testosterone heritage, which plays out among all stripes this far down the generations.

I attended the University of Georgia as the 1980s were aborning, and happened to be enrolled in 1980, when Herschel Walker came, anointed and glowing in a mystical light, to save the day for Vince Dooley and the legions of the red and black.  I watched him play his freshman year, in person, and I can say that it was the most miraculous play I've ever seen on a football field.  The only things I would compare it to are possibly Gayle Sayers' rookie NFL season and maybe even Bo Jackson in the SEC just a few years later.  But Walker, from tiny, dirt-farm Wrightsville in Johnson County, could run over, around or through anyone who tried to tackle him that year.  The rest of the team was average by and large, but it didn't matter when all Buck Belue had to do was turn around and hand or toss it to Herschel.  I can remember several games at Sanford Stadium that fall, swaying in the sun, the ice long melted in my Wild Turkey and Coke (I had begun to read Hunter Thompson by then), as 30,000 Bulldog fans shouted "Her-schel!" across the field to 30,000 more who shouted back "Walker!"  Nirvana achieved Bodhisattva at the New Orleans Superdome that New Year's Day, when Herschel, who separated his shoulder on the opening drive, gutted it out and our defense stood and we whipped the Fighting Irish and won the mythical National Title.  I was there that day screaming like one of Beowulf's own wingmen, waving a bucket-sized cup of Dixie Beer and paying homage to Her-schel.  In short order he became National Champion, Heisman Winner, Multi-Million Dollar Player.

So it was that after all these years I ended up hanging out with him for a while the other day.  He's on a book tour these days, with a fractured memoir about his lifelong suffering with dissociative personality disorder and I was able to talk a little football and reminisce.  He looks like he could strap up and run over Bill Bates again today.  He's always been an enigma to a world that has certain expectations of running backs or jocks in general.  He's been reading and writing poetry since high school, he was his class valedictorian, he came back to school after turning pro to finish his degree.  If you look him up you will find that if you roll his USFL numbers into his NFL numbers they stack up with anyone in history.

Usually around celebrities I am very nonchalant, but here was the Apollo of my youth himself.  We talked a little about the 'Dogs.  He's bullish on this year's team, thinks Thomas Brown will stick with the Falcons.  His main point about writing about his personality disorder seems to be to convince anyone to get help who thinks they need it.  I never ask for autographs.  This time, though, I printed off the image above and had him sign it to me.  "God is good," according to Herschel's inscription to me.  There was a brief time on the gridirons across the South when Herschel was a God.  He was a man among boys, as they say.  It was great to see him the other day and shake his hand and see that he seems to have made it through better than most.

May 15, 2008

Vampire Weekend, Me Likee

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Yeh.  I know, pretty thin gruel here lately.  I could be going off about the Obama-Curious George T-shirts or Arlen Specter crying for justice for the NFL.  It's all I can do some days just to keep up with the day job, come home, put on the striped shirt and referee between Kat and the Little Rose Bud, who grows a few more thorns every day some times, eight years old and knows it all, hormones-aborning.  Rolling her eyes and stomping away in mirror reflection to her mother's histronics, which sends Mom off.  Thweeeeeet!!!!  I blow the whistle and console and cajole and send them to neutral corners and finally collapse, into my bedsit, reading Feiler or Horwitz or The Economist, sleep coming dull and slow.

But really, Patterson Hood lyrics and nonsensical Hillary-hate?  Surely I can do better than that for you, my public.  Heck, the day job has me hanging with some newsworthies and artists and the occasional oddball across the transom to such a degree that it would be worth a thousand sniggers here, but there's been no time, no energy.  I'm hopeful the summer sun will perk me up.  Or at least the Preakness this weekend and Indy the next.  I need to see some momentum, some high stakes racing, hoofs thundering on the knife's edge of snapping, Driver 8 snapping the wheels loose in the short chute at the Brickyard and exploding in a sickening explosion of carbon fiber, burning ethanol, all of technology and heroism wrought low.

Instead I'll leave you with a recommendation for my favorite new band.  They're called Vampire Weekend and they play June 11 at The Variety Playhouse her in ATL if you are so inclined.  Jon turned me on to them after the Passover Seder, dragged me into his Dad's room to play them for me on YouTube.  If that sounds pathetic, understand that Jon is a year older than I am.  We are kindred old farts, seeking solace in new band.  Vampire Weekend is the best combination of Talking Heads, The Partridge Family, and King Sunny Ade and His African Beats that I've heard.  Earnest, Columbia grads with a good groove and the white man soul of David Byrne.  Check them out if you have the chance.

May 13, 2008

Suck It, Hillary

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